Jake's Plumbing Disaster

Jake prided himself on being handy. Was he actually handy? Absolutely not.

But his girlfriend Mia believed in him… which was her first mistake. One Saturday,

Mia asked him to “please tighten the shower knob because it feels a little loose.”

A reasonable request. Jake, however, interpreted this as: Completely disassemble

the entire shower mechanism like a professional plumber on a renovation TV show.

Ten minutes later, Mia heard clanking. Then more clanking. Then a suspicious silence.

“Jake?” she called. “I’m good!” he yelled back. He was not good. Because Jake had

accidentally turned the wrong valve, loosened the wrong bolt, and unleashed a