Jokes Make You Miss Parkour Jumps

Warning: saying funny stuff during Minecraft parkour is scientifically proven to make you

worse at the game. Your brain can only handle one task at maximum capacity. When you crack jokes

mid-jump, you're literally splitting your focus between comedy and precision timing.

This is why speedrunners stay dead silent during world record attempts. But here's the twist:

casual players who talk and laugh actually enjoy the game more, even if they fail every jump.

So you have to choose. Do you want to be good at parkour, or do you want to have fun?

Because apparently, your brain said you can't have both at the same time.