Kevin's WiFi Misunderstanding

Let's call my roommate Kevin. Living with Kevin has honestly felt like a social experiment

no one approved. I knew he was a little off when we first moved in, but I didn't realize

how deep it went until the Great wifi Incident of last month. So our internet

bill went up by like $12. It was annoying, but not the end of the world.

I assumed the company raised rates like they always do. But Kevin? No. Kevin storms

into the living room holding the bill like we had committed a crime. He goes,

dead serious, "Which one of you keeps using too much Google? They're charging

us extra." I thought he was joking. I laughed, big mistake.