Little Johnny’s Exam-Day Wisdom

Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class why people should be quiet during exams,

and before anyone else could answer Johnny said it’s because answers are shy and run

away if you scare them, which already made the teacher nervous, then she asked why

we wash our hands after using the bathroom and Johnny said because our hands have seen

things they can’t forget, the class laughed, the teacher sighed, and tried one last

question asking what to do if you feel sick in school, Johnny said you sit very still and

hope your stomach respects school rules, and just when she thought it was over

the janitor walked in to complain someone wrote “PLEASE FLUSH OR AT LEAST APOLOGIZE” on the washroom