Merry Christmas From The Family

This holiday season family means everything. It wasn't a Christmas party... it was a

pregame. Turns out responsible adults is a seasonal position. They were both

in rare form unfortunately, that form was tequila. He was new,

polite, and immediately judged by everyone present. Nothing tests family unity like an

unexpected plus-one. Uh... Feliz Navidad. And just like that,

he became the most qualified person in the room. Turns out Christmas is international.

Brother Ken brought all the evidence. You could track his love life by the headcount.

I need to go tell everyone how good AA was last week. That's his new