Michael's Breakfast in Bed Routine

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon.

Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman

grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep

again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious.

It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day. Today, I got up,

I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's

so hard to believe about that.