Milk-Drunk Cat Gets Arrested

Officer pulls over a chubby tabby cat stumbling down the street with an empty milk carton.

License and registration please. The cat just meows loudly, milk dripping from

his whiskers. Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Another defiant

meow. The officer scribbles in his notepad while shaking his head. How many cartons

did you have? The cat burps and meows again, swaying side to side.

That's it buddy, you're coming with me. As the officer cuffs the tiny paws,

the cat lets out the saddest meow you've ever heard. At the station, he gets his mugshot

taken, still meowing his innocence. Turns out he drank seven whole cartons