Minecraft Parkour: Betrayal and Victory

Minecraft parkour is nothing but a betrayal simulator designed to steal your sanity.

You spawn in feeling fresh, nail two easy jumps, and then I swear the block actually

moves on its own. Boom, straight into a lava bath. You respawn,

the rage builds, and suddenly you are screaming at your keyboard while a creeper blows

up the course. It is pure chaos. But then you see the finish line. You hit that lucky

slime block bounce and somehow survive. I have zero loot and absolutely no dignity left,

but I feel like a total hero. I hate these blocks, but I will definitely be back to conquer

them again.