Moon's Slow Goodbye to Earth

Imagine being Earth… billions of years old… survived dinosaurs and humans — and now your ONE loyal

companion, the Moon, is slowly leaving you. NASA says it drifts

3.8 cm away every year. That’s not enough to escape, just enough to hurt

your feelings. The Moon is basically ghosting Earth in slow motion. Without it,

Earth turns into a wobbling disaster — tides gone, seasons chaotic, hurricanes doing

freestyle. And the Moon gives ZERO explanation. Just drifting away like,

“You’ll figure it out.” Honestly? We kind of deserve it.

We crashed rockets on it, left flags, tools… even a bag of poo.