My Burrito Broke Me

Hit the drive-thru Friday night, feelin' like I just got paid. Check my bank

app at the light. It said, "Son, you still under

grade." But I rolled up to that menu like a king

in a rusty truck. Said, "Load it up with everything."

She said, "Guac's extra." I said, "Well, that sucks,"

'cause my burrito broke me. Five green dollars for a scoop,

you gotta be jokin', G. Coulda filled my tank,

coulda paid the late fee, but I dipped my chips in my dignity.