Never Trust a Fart

Sittin' at the dinner table with the family all around. The settin' couldn't

be more happy. Peace was in that house. I'd just finished up the mac

and cheese. Lord, it was heaven made. I sipped my

sparkling water slow to wash that goodness down, and everything felt safe.

But then I got a feelin', rumblin' somewhere deep. A little voice down in my

gut began to crawl and creep. I fought it back in silence,

tried to hold my place. I clutched my chest and knew right then,

temptation had me grazed. They say, "It's only a fart,