Overnight Shift at McDonald's

🎙️ Narrator (low, calm, eerie): You’ve just been hired for the overnight

shift at McDonald’s. They say it’s easy money… but only if you follow the rules.

🩸 Rule #1: Never look directly at the cameras between 3:00 and 3:15 AM. If you see something

moving on its own… you didn’t. (SFX: faint static, camera glitch, whisper)

Rule #2: When the drive-thru speaker crackles after midnight, no one’s supposed

to be there. Take the order anyway— but never hand them the food. Rule #3:

If a customer walks in wearing the old 1990s uniform, lock yourself in the freezer.

They’ll leave when the lights stop flickering. Rule #4: At 4:04 AM,