Overthinking at the Fridge

“I went to the fridge for water. Opened it. Stared inside like it would talk back.

Took the bottle. Closed the fridge. Then my brain said, ‘Did you take the right bottle?’

So I opened it again. Same bottle. Same fridge. Same confusion. I drank the water.

Two seconds later, brain again: ‘What if that wasn’t water?’ Bro.

It was transparent. Cold. Wet. What else could it be?

I checked the fridge one more time just for confirmation. At this point, the fridge knows

more about my life than my friends. If overthinking burned calories, I’d be fit by now.