Pee Test Champion: Army Strong

They asked if I'd take a drug test before they offered me the job.

I said, "Ma'am, I served in the United States Army."

We pee all we can pee so we can be all we can be.

Army strong isn't a slogan. It's a bladder survival test.

I walked in the lobby feeling sharp. Boots shined, shirt tucked,

ready to go. HR lady said before we hire you, we need a

urine sample just so you know. I laughed so loud the plant shook.

Said ma'am, trust me, I ain't stressed. I fill more cups than Walmart