Pikachu's Breaking Point

Pikachu is officially done carrying this entire team on his back. Seriously,

Ash, everyone else in your squad is useless and I am tired of being the only one

who actually wins anything. You treat me like a glorified electric pole,

just zapping people and acting like a portable charger whenever you need juice.

Then you go out and catch random new Pokemon, ruining all our relationships,

while I’m still doing all the heavy lifting. I am starving, I am over it,

and next time, do not choose me, just go fight them yourself.