Pooping on My Teacher’s Desk

I shit on my 6th grade teacher's desk just to prove a point. When I was 11 years

old, I was using the restroom and wondered, does shit taste like chocolate?

I pooped a massive log into the small, ceramic toilet. I wiped and decided, I need to confirm

my theory. I grabbed the log from the toilet, and bit a nice big chunk.

I screamed, it is chocolate! My parents ran in, wondering what I was talking about,

yelling "What's wrong?!" When they saw me eating my poop, they screamed in

pure shock, then simultaneously pooped themselves. I said, try it!

And shoved pieces of my poop in their mouths. They were almost sick,