Public Anxiety: A Minecraft Mob Experience

Bro, I’ll be walking in public minding my own business and suddenly my

brain’s like “Everyone is looking at you.” NO THEY’RE NOT ?? I’m literally just existing.

But now I’m walking weird. My arms don’t know what to do. My legs feel like

noodles. My face is malfunctioning. I look like a Minecraft mob trying to act normal.

And the moment I try to fix it, I make it worse. Now I’m overthinking breathing.

OVERTHINKING BREATHING. I swear I need patch notes installed in my brain.