Evolved Dad Jokes

Dad jokes aren't dead, they just evolved. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from his gambling addiction and three failed marriages. What do you call

a fake noodle? An impasta who's been lying to the IRS for six years. Why don't scientists

trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the testimony that put my uncle

away for fraud. How do you organize a space party? You planet, then realize you

have no friends and eat cake alone. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Outstanding in his

field until the lawsuit destroyed his career.