Robbers Pick the Wrong House

POV: Robbers break into my house at night. They say: “Give us all your money.”

I look at them and say: “Bro, if you find any, take mine also.”

They check the house. Empty cupboard. Empty wallet. Low battery phone. One robber looks

at the other and says: “Wrong house, bro.” Before leaving,

they say: “Work hard.” I say: “Same to you.”