Sahur Chaos and Cat Shenanigans

I finally get up, half awake, hair everywhere. I open the fridge and there’s only

one cold slice of pizza. I microwave it, it explodes, and the clock goes,

“TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR, SUCCESSFUL DETONATION!” Like it’s proud of me.

Then my cat strolls in wearing sunglasses — don’t even ask — and eats the pizza right in front of

me. I just stand there while the clock says, “Mission failed.

Skill issue.” The cat meows in autotune. At this point, I’m done. I pour cereal and

sit down. The clock’s still chanting “TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR” quietly in the background

like it’s summoning breakfast energy. Finally, I finish eating. The clock powers