Salad For Dinner Put Me to Sleep at 8:30 PM

I woke up starving. My wife tortured me with a salad for dinner, and,

uh, maybe that's it. I had no energy because I didn't eat real food.

Um, but I had salad for dinner, but it was fine. In the moment,

it was fine. It was good. I liked it. But, you know,

that was at 5:30, no, 6:00. It was about 6:00. And then I was knocked

out cold by, seriously, 20 after 8:00, maybe it was 8:30. Something like that.

But I dropped off. People... I get a lot of, like, text messages at

night, got a lot of conversations. People know that's when I'm available to talk.