Samosa Dreams and Alarm Clock Chaos

So this happened last night. It’s like four in the morning, and I’m in the middle

of a beautiful dream — me, chilling, eating twenty samosas. Then suddenly,

out of nowhere, I hear this sound. “TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!” I thought I was

dreaming. Nope. My smart alarm clock had apparently updated itself and decided

it was now a motivational speaker. I tried to ignore it. Pulled the blanket

over my head. The clock yells again, louder this time. “TUNG TUNG TUNG

SAHUR! WAKE UP, HUMAN!” I’m like, bro,

I get it. It’s sahur time. Chill. I throw a pillow at it — miss.