Savanna Roast Session

The lion says: ‘I’m the king, but somehow I’m still surrounded by idiots.’

The hyena responds by laughing uncontrollably and saying: ‘Bro you sleep 20 hours a day and call it

leadership.’ The zebra jokes: ‘At least I didn’t get copy-paste hair like the rest of

you.’ The giraffe looks down and says: ‘I can literally see everyone’s bad decisions

from up here.’ The elephant says: ‘Funny how the “king” needs help hunting but I carry the

whole ecosystem on my back.’ The hippo smiles and calmly says: ‘Keep talking.

I’m peaceful… until I’m not.’