Secret Orders Unveiled

Every night for three months, my roommate would order the exact same meal from DoorDash.

Chicken teriyaki bowl, extra sauce, no vegetables. I thought she was

just obsessed with this one dish until I decided to surprise her and order it myself one day.

When the delivery guy arrived, he looked confused and asked if Sarah was home.

I told him she wasn't, but I was her roommate picking up the order. He shook his head and said he couldn't

give it to me because Sarah had specifically instructed him to only deliver to her personally,

and if she wasn't there, he had to take it back. That's when I realized

Sarah wasn't ordering food at all. She was ordering something else entirely, using the restaurant