Shaggy's Rules Backfire

I live in a apartment complex and I have two neighbors - Martha and lets call him Shaggy

(you'll get why). Martha is a sweet old lady and Shaggy is a total and utter anus.

He complained about the noise when I moved in (although I tried to be as quiet as I can,

SOME noise just can't be avoided), he complains about the noise if I so much as sneeze and

woe be me if I forget to clean the hallways when it is my turn. His favorite saying? "WE HAVE RULES IN

THIS HOUSE!". Whatever I do wrong, even the smallest infraction that a normal person

would either overlook or seek a private talk about, got reported to the house owner

- or the cops. I have nothing but trouble with this mofo and I hate his guts.