Siemenkasvit: The Overgrowth Clan

They thought we were casuals. We were calculating trophy inflation in our sleep. <break time="0.5s" />

Top 1 global. No paid decks. No mercy. Just pure Finnish fertilizer. <break time="0.5s" />

Every match is a botanical war crime. We don’t counter meta—we compost it. <break time="0.5s" />

You play ladder. We photosynthesize. <break time="0.5s" /> Siemenkasvit isn’t a clan. It’s a climate event. <break time="0.5s" />

Join us or get mulched. We don’t recruit. We pollinate. <break time="0.5s" /> Elixir-efficient. Emotionally unavailable. <break time="0.5s" />

If you see our badge, log off. If you queue into us, start praying.

If you beat us, it was a skill issue—yours. <break time="0.5s" /> Siemenkasvit. We don’t grow. We overgrow.