Street Fight to Fired Fast

Warning: A cow person absolutely destroyed a dog person in the most random street fight you

will ever see. Fists flying, barking, mooing, complete chaos on

the sidewalk. People were recording everything. Then mid punch, the cow guy checks

his phone and his face goes white. He is three hours late for work. He literally abandons

the fight, sprints down the street still in his torn shirt. The dog person is

left standing there confused, declaring victory to nobody. Our cow hero bursts

through his office doors, sweating, bleeding, trying to explain.

His boss does not care about the street fight story. Does not care about the dog.