Surviving a Night in Costco

Why do people act like staying in a Costco overnight is impossible? Like,

bro, lock me in. I’m thriving. They’ll be like, “For every hour

you stay, you get $5,000.” People start panicking after 12 hours. “I miss my bed.”

Your bed?? Bro, I have couches, samples, AND air conditioning.

You know how much food is in a Costco? I’m not starving. I’m rotating meals. Security would be

watching me on the cameras like, “Why is he so calm?” Because I’ve already claimed a sectional

and a flat-screen. They’d come in at hour 48 like, “Sir, you can leave now.”

Leave? I haven’t even hit the frozen section yet. Costco could shut