Thanksgiving Aisle Review: Aesthetic Fail

What up, Bizzers? I'm on location here at Michael's Arts and Crafts Store.

Let's go. It's a bit of a beige-forward go to market. It's mid-tier execution

on a legacy emotion. Really giving sad, brown death, which is perfect for Thanksgiving.

You can smell the compromise. I'd pivot this whole endcap into something less

"November." Someone got an F in color theory. It's inclusive of Wiccans.

You'll see this palette in failing monarchies. That's a divorce waiting to happen.

Oh, that's on clearance. Obviously. Mid-tier corn adjacency. Midwestern

hopelessness. Early Dutch compromise. Emotionally unresolved. All of this is