The Bone Swap War

My dog hid his bone under the pillow thinking it was safe. Big mistake.

My cat watched the whole thing with one eye open, waiting. The second my dog

left the room, she pulled out the bone and swapped it with a carrot. When he came back

and lifted that pillow, his face went blank. He stared at the carrot like it personally

betrayed him. Then he looked at my cat. She was fake sleeping but her tail was

shaking from holding in laughter. That's when chaos broke out. He barked,

she jumped, he slid across the floor trying to catch her, she launched herself

onto the shelf like a parkour expert. He tried climbing after her and bonked his nose.