The Chicken Chronicles: A Neighborhood Saga

“I Accidentally Started a Neighborhood War Because of a Chicken” So my neighbor’s

chicken escaped. Again. This demon bird (her name is Cupcake, which is a lie)

sprinted into my yard and started attacking my slippers like they owed her money.

I picked her up to return her, but instead of being grateful, she SCREAMED like

I was kidnapping her. Within seconds, every neighbor popped out of their house

like it was a Netflix drama. Cupcake wriggled out of my hands, ran to my OTHER

neighbor’s yard, and immediately started digging up his freshly planted flowers.

He comes running out yelling, “WHOSE GREMLIN IS THIS??” Before I could even