The Duck Professor's Wisdom

That bearded professor with goofy glasses and a backwards cap in your intro psych class?

He is the regional champion of competitive duck herding. No cap. At 6 AM

he is teaching ducks Gerald and Patricia to waddle through obstacle courses. The ducks do

not stress. They just waddle forward because they cannot overthink. We have existential

crises over a B plus like it will show up at our wedding.

Progress just requires showing up and waddling in roughly the right direction. What if being

a little goofy was the whole point? Think about it.