The Fish Jumping Trick

One day, a man walked into a bar carrying the biggest fish anyone had ever seen.

The bartender looked at him and said, “Wow! Where on earth did you catch that?”

The man grinned and replied, “Out at the lake, just a mile from here.

But I didn’t use fishing gear… I used a secret trick.” Curious, the bartender leaned

closer. “What trick?” The man lowered his voice: “I just shouted,

‘If you can hear me, jump out of the water!’ And the fish did.”

The whole bar burst into laughter. But one guy at the corner wasn’t laughing. He slammed his drink

down and stood up. “That’s nonsense. Fish don’t hear.” The man shrugged. “Fine,