The Frog Who Quit Corporate Life

This frog showed up to the office in a full business suit and asked the one question nobody

wants to answer. Do we work to live or live to open Excel? He just sits there

staring at his computer like he's having an existential crisis at 9am on a Tuesday. Then he slowly transforms

back into a regular frog because he realized the corporate world isn't worth it.

Honestly this frog understood the assignment better than most of us. We're all just amphibians

in blazers pretending pivot tables matter. He clocked in, asked one profound question,

and clocked out of capitalism entirely. That's the kind of energy we need in 2025.

This frog said I'm not spending forty years in a cubicle for a pizza party and a pat on the