The Legend of Grizelda Glorklestein

Meet Grizelda Glorklestein, the unlikely US Olympic Gold Medalist in the prestigious sport of Wombat

Yogurt Pouring. She grew up near the Egoless Reality Bagel company, raised by a

wise rabbi and a giant anteater. She then toured as a backup singer for the

Banana Insanity Band, performing deep banana yellow walrus poetry. Now, Grizelda serves as

the Head Checklistarian for the feared and efficient Checklistarian Cult of Zombies. Despite her fame,

her true passion remains the simple act of pouring thick yogurt over fluffy wombats.