The バーツ Method: Learn Japanese Brutally

Baka . You absolute donkey brained weeb sitting there watching subbed anime thinking you

are absorbing Japanese through your thick skull by osmosis . Theバーツ Method

exists and you have been too busy arguing about best girls on Reddit to notice it .

Listen carefully because explaining anything to you is like teaching a Magikarp to use

Hyper Beam . Theバーツ Method works in three brutal stages that will expose how lazy

you actually are . First stage is emotional anchoring . Your goldfish brain

cannot remember vocabulary lists because you have the retention of a factory reset

Tamagotchi . Instead you attach words to visceral memories . Learn恥ずかしい by