The Mystery of Inactive School Clubs

Bro, school clubs that are “active” actually need to be studied. Like,

why did you recruit 200 people, make a group chat, then disappear for three months straight?

One meeting in August, one blurry poster in September, and suddenly the club is in hibernation

until graduation. I swear these clubs show up once, say “big things coming,” then vanish

like a side quest nobody finished. And when they finally post again, it’s always,

“Sorry for being inactive guys.” Bro, inactive is an understatement. At this point,

the club is a historical artifact. The worst part is they still put it on their resume

like they’re doing something. Like, bro, consistency is not