The Nap Incident

My school caught me falling asleep in class and I swear my reputation is DONE.

Like bro, I blinked for one second during math and next thing I know I'm waking

up to my OWN snoring echoing through the whole room. Everyone’s staring at me like I just

came back from the dead. My boy Jacob is crying laughing, the teacher’s holding

a dry-erase marker like she’s about to perform an exorcism, and I’m sitting there trying to

pretend I meant to do that. And it gets WORSE. Apparently I didn’t just fall asleep.

I fell asleep standing up. Like a literal Minecraft villager. Head tilted.

Arms dangling. FULL idle animation. The popular kids already recorded it and turned it