The Ohio Rizz Chronicles

The Sigma Wolf woke up in Ohio with max rizz but zero aura.

An edging fail during the Skibidi invasion had cost him everything. He teamed up

with the sneaker shark and the time-travel cactus elephant. They had to battle Bongiorno the

fridge-camel for the ultimate gyatt. It was a mewing contest for the ages,

full of gooning energy. But in Ohio, no one escapes the Fanum Tax.

Not even a Sigma Wolf.