The Paradox of Humanity

Aliens visited Earth for exactly seven minutes in 1952 and immediately left.

Their report said humanity was the only species that cuts down trees, makes paper,

then writes save the trees on it. We're the civilization that invented plastic to last forever

then uses it for things we throw away in five minutes. We created smartphones to connect with

each other but now walk into walls while texting. We complain about not having time

yet spend three hours deciding what to watch. The universe's greatest paradox isn't dark

matter. It's us.