The Selfie That Ruined the Shot

Behind every perfect shot lives absolute chaos. I'm walking through a film set thinking

I'm documenting my big break, snapping selfies like my life depends on it.

The crew's moving around me like a well-oiled machine, lights blazing, equipment humming.

Then someone bursts out laughing. I turn the camera thinking I caught gold.

But here's the twist nobody tells you about Hollywood. That laugh wasn't for the scene.

It was at me. The director pulls me aside and shows me the monitor. Every selfie I took

perfectly blocked their million dollar shot. I wasn't part of the magic.

I was the blooper reel.