The Sigma of Ohio Village

Once upon a time, there was a Skibidi Cat who lived in a

very Ohio village. He had the most legendary aura because he was the main character

and always ate his vegetables. One day, he saw a Grumpy Dog who

was being a total hater and gatekeeping the local park. The Skibidi Cat

didn't want any beef. He just wanted everyone to vibe. Bro,

you're losing your aura by being mean. That's a major L.

The Dog realized he was being a clown and started sharing his toys instead.

Everyone in the village gave the Cat a W because he was a sigma