The Ultimate Bidet Anthem

I'm on the toilet facing my biggest fear. I'm reaching for a roll,

but there's nothing there. A gentle little spray and my troubles disappear.

Just bidet. Just bidet. You try to light, but it's only one fly.

Come try this heated seater thrown for your behind. You wanna feel fresh, it's gonna change

your life. Just bidet. Your cheeks will say, "Thank you," man.

Just bidet, bidet. Your bottom deserves to be treated. Showing how comfy,

happier time. Heated seat's got you sitting so right. Just bidet, bidet.

Your butt deserves to be treated. Showing how comfy, happier time. Heated seat's got