The Universe Said Stay Home

What would you do if you woke up to a reminder setting that just said “DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE

TODAY,” because I laughed it off until literally everything tried to stop me,

like my phone dying at 100%, my car refusing to start for the first time ever,

my neighbor chasing me down to return a package I never ordered, and even my Uber

canceling with the message “not today bro,” and at that point I should’ve listened,

but I didn’t, so I finally walked outside and immediately slipped on nothing, fell in slow motion,

and locked eyes with my ex who just happened to be driving by with the person they told me not

to worry about, and as I’m laying there questioning every life choice I’ve ever made,