The WiFi Bill Misunderstanding

My roommate thought our wifi bill went up because we were “using too much Google”

Let's call my roommate Kevin. Living with Kevin has honestly felt like a social experiment

no one approved. I knew he was a little… off… when we first moved in, but I didn’t realize

how deep it went until the Great wifi Incident of last month. So our internet

bill went up by like $12. It was annoying, but not the end of the world.

I assumed the company raised rates like they always do. But Kevin? No. Kevin storms

into the living room holding the bill like we had committed a crime. He goes,

dead serious, “Which one of you keeps using too much Google? They’re charging