Trigger Warning: It's Christmas, Bitches!

This one goes out to everyone clutching their pearls because somebody dared say,

"Merry Christmas." Grab a safe space and a juice box, snowflakes.

The holiday trigger train is leaving the station. You're offended by a manger.

That's fucking adorable. Baby Jesus in the hay makes your pronouns go horrible.

Red cups at Starbucks got you crying in the latte foam. Bitch,

it's coffee, not a swastika. Calm your ass down and go home.

Santa says, "Ho, ho, ho." You hear violent

misogyny, meanwhile, you're wearing a pussy hat made in a sweatshop