Merry Christmas, Whiny Little Turds

One, two, three, four. Hey,

Karen with the pronouns and the purple hair dye. Saw a merry Christmas sign and

started to cry. Grab your therapy llama and your emotional support fries. Newsflash,

cupcake. Nobody cares if Santa misgenders your thigh. The finance blimp

says the tree is colonial. Buddy, it's a pine, not a Spanish

Armada patrol. You renamed Rudolph Reindeer X so nobody feels left out.

Now the whole sleigh team identifies as a cloud. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Did he just say Christmas? Trigger warning,