Trust the Meme, Not the Doctor

I went to school for seven years. Through sleepless nights and tears.

Studied books so thick, they made me question my career. Two decades in

the field, with patients on my mind. But apparently, my knowledge

isn't worth your time. Why trust the one who trained to keep you

alive? When a Facebook post says, "I want you deprived."

Forget the science, ignore what I do. Trust the guy with a meme,

not the one who saves you. Yes, I must be

lying, that's the only way it fits. I didn't spend a lifetime just