Ultra Instinct Sigma Rizz Saves Ohio

Once upon a time, in the city of Ohio Prime, a lone NPC named Bro woke up at 3:00

AM because his Grimace Shake started vibrating. He opened YouTube Shorts and whispered, “Skibidi…?”

Suddenly, Skibidi Toilet burst through the wall yelling “YES YES YES”,

while Camera Man hit the griddy in the corner for no reason. Bro tried to escape,

but Kai Cenat spawned in front of him like a side quest NPC and said, “Chat,

is this real?” Before Bro could answer, Sigma Patrick Bateman descended from the

sky, adjusting his tie. “Bro doesn’t chase the W… the W chases bro.”

The ground shook. GigaChad appeared, bass boosted, every step shaking Ohio itself.