Unexpected BBQ Adventure

so… a story time. Picture this: a dude just chilling, craving some snacks after a long day. He walks into a

park and boom—music, burgers sizzling, kids running like they drank five cans of Red Bull.

He thinks, “Yup, this is definitely my friend’s BBQ.” He grabs a coke,

flips a burger like he’s in a cooking speedrun, and suddenly everyone treats him like

the long-lost legendary Uncle NPC who just spawned into their family gathering. One kid even hands

him a plate and goes, “You’re my favorite new uncle!” And he’s like… “Uh…

sure?” Twenty minutes later, his phone buzzes. His real friend texts: “Bro.

Where are you?” Our hero: “At your BBQ??” Friend: “My brother in Christ… we are